Crown Prince Wild Caught Skinless & Boneless Sardines in Water

Country: Morocco
Calories: 140

Note: It’s Valentine’s Day and I made a reservation at a place known for their fried chicken. Yes, it will be romantic! So with that meal in mind I went with the most boring of the can of sardines…skinless, boneless and in water. What it lacks in character, I’m sure it will lack in taste but also in calories.

Nose: A bit fishy but nothing too pungent.

Eye: Blah.

<Oprah voice> “BOOOORING”

Fork Feel: Firm. That’s nice.

Tongue: Wet fish with no crunch or character. I’ll get my flavor tonight.

Mouth Feel: You have to chew it, not much. Otherwise, no sensation at all.